Snoring dogs

Well I’m sat here trying to watch the football on the tv, but unfortunately Billy, who has obviously had a hard day, is insisting on sitting in front of the fire snoring his head off.
I am convinced that he never used to snore and its all about attempting to attract attention, because as soon as you cal his name, he is wide awake again.
Im trying to think of cures that could work, maybe I could buy some of those nasal strips, although I’m not quite sure they would work on a dog.

Can anyone think of any ideas, aside from shutting him in the kitchen, that will help solve his annoying problem ???

Answers on a postcard please guys !!